Your input needed: contest #3 - Cyclocross Magazine2024-03-28T12:00:01Zhttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/forum/topics/1198434:Topic:3771?commentId=1198434%3AComment%3A3773&feed=yes&xn_auth=noHow about Funniest Rude Awake…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-04:1198434:Comment:39312008-07-04T17:43:08.961Zerikvhttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/erikv
How about <i>Funniest Rude Awakening</i>
How about <i>Funniest Rude Awakening</i> Absolutely. Cheese and cross…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-02:1198434:Comment:38282008-07-02T15:45:22.664ZSurly Bastardhttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/SurlyBastard
Absolutely. Cheese and cross go hand in hand in my book.
Absolutely. Cheese and cross go hand in hand in my book. Oh I like the faux pro tips.…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-02:1198434:Comment:37992008-07-02T00:55:08.266ZMr. Presidenthttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/DaveBradley
Oh I like the faux pro tips.<br />
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"You see, my Dugast Tubulars are actually made from blonde virgin weavers in the hills of...Yes they drink only the finest wines whilst massaging the rubber and transferring the oils and lotions to make it supple." - Sven Nys<br />
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"Well, my Dugasts are made from drunken whore clowns the circus has banned from international competition due to obscene acts and illegal importation of cocaine laced tequila." - J. Page
Oh I like the faux pro tips.<br />
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"You see, my Dugast Tubulars are actually made from blonde virgin weavers in the hills of...Yes they drink only the finest wines whilst massaging the rubber and transferring the oils and lotions to make it supple." - Sven Nys<br />
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"Well, my Dugasts are made from drunken whore clowns the circus has banned from international competition due to obscene acts and illegal importation of cocaine laced tequila." - J. Page that's a great idea for an ar…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-01:1198434:Comment:37902008-07-01T19:24:46.427ZCyclocross Magazinehttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/cxm
that's a great idea for an article - but prob. hard to do for a contest. not sure how many pros will enter our little contest. but it'd be funny to do faux pro tips from laymen...
that's a great idea for an article - but prob. hard to do for a contest. not sure how many pros will enter our little contest. but it'd be funny to do faux pro tips from laymen... How about top tips from Pro's…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-01:1198434:Comment:37872008-07-01T18:59:26.382ZUnovelocehttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/ThomKneeland
How about top tips from Pro's on preparing for the upcoming season.<br />
Or things the pros know and do they don't want you to know.
How about top tips from Pro's on preparing for the upcoming season.<br />
Or things the pros know and do they don't want you to know. cross haiku sounds the best..…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-01:1198434:Comment:37842008-07-01T17:33:46.936ZGeWillihttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/GeWilli
cross haiku sounds the best... but if ya do it make it one haiku per person so they really gotta spend time getting a good one rather than using the shotgun technique and hope one of them strikes a chord with the panel...<br />
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essays on suffering and pain kinda aren't much different than why we race or the first contest 'spirit'<br />
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lists are cool... but overdone... but people like em and respond to em... so maybe just an open ended top ten list for cross? somehow?
cross haiku sounds the best... but if ya do it make it one haiku per person so they really gotta spend time getting a good one rather than using the shotgun technique and hope one of them strikes a chord with the panel...<br />
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essays on suffering and pain kinda aren't much different than why we race or the first contest 'spirit'<br />
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lists are cool... but overdone... but people like em and respond to em... so maybe just an open ended top ten list for cross? somehow? short fiction, eh? would you…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-01:1198434:Comment:37792008-07-01T07:39:15.723Zandrewhttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/cyclocross
short fiction, eh? would you enter CXM's contest if we chose that? i think a cheesy romance involving 'cross would be funny.
short fiction, eh? would you enter CXM's contest if we chose that? i think a cheesy romance involving 'cross would be funny. I'm for short fiction. Seriou…tag:cowbell.cxmagazine.com,2008-07-01:1198434:Comment:37732008-07-01T01:46:32.141ZSurly Bastardhttps://cowbell.cxmagazine.com/profile/SurlyBastard
I'm for short fiction. Serious "tips on 'cross" are often funny enough on their own, they don't need to be satirized any more than they already are. If it's the old suffer, pain, and why do we fight, err, ride, smaltz, I'd rather see that offered up in some kooky haiku.
I'm for short fiction. Serious "tips on 'cross" are often funny enough on their own, they don't need to be satirized any more than they already are. If it's the old suffer, pain, and why do we fight, err, ride, smaltz, I'd rather see that offered up in some kooky haiku.