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Cosmic Mila aka; Craven Morehead
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Transylvania State Prison for Wayward Women
About Me:
I'm an avid lesbian, a big-time liar, enjoy large caliber automatic weapons and am a former Motocross racer who enjoys sand bagging Cyclocross races every chance I get. I enjoy swag, hot tubs, skimpy string-kinis and small yappy dogs. I believe in Global Cooling, Aliens,Transvestite Rights and the right of Freedom of Religion, as well as Freedom FROM Religion. I someday hope to die and aspire to be a better person in the Global Community of Human Continuity. A firm believer in Insect Rights, I also think man was put on earth to destroy it as fast as possible and much more could be done on that front {that is being politically neglected..i.e.; a rapid return to Atmospheric Nuclear Testing}!
Current Bike Collection:
6 Mattel Big Wheels, two XR50 choppers, a hand-built tricycle and a Kona Stab downhill sled. I sandbag cross on a two speed BMX bike with suspension forks!
Favorite Race:
The race to my refrigerator for another beer while I watch SuperCross on TV with a bag of chips....
Dream Bike:
Un-released Cervelo carbon CX unit
Favorite thing about cyclocross:
Blood, mud, clanging bells and fully clothed pit tootsies. Plus the extreme wear dished-out on my expensive drive-train and cheap awards!
How long have you been racing cyclocross?
Since 1903
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At 12:12pm on February 7, 2009, Chris Chandler said…
Why are you still in Tranny-ville Prison ya' lesbo bastard!

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