Poser. I'm average & know it. Racing is the funnest possible way to stay fit & work harder than I normally would, and to socialize. Consequently, per Billy C, it is better to look good than to race good.
Current Bike Collection:
Unremarkable bikes, need all new.
Anything assembled by Dr. Evil & his demented cohort (Greg R & Mike B)
Light & expensive.
Favorite thing about cyclocross:
Being forced to think ahead about the next turn, dismount, whatever, at the same time being totally anaerobic and braindead.